Genghis Khan vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Genghis Khan
“The Great Khan” · Mongolia · c. 1162–1227 · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Founder of the Mongol Empire, which grew into the largest contiguous land empire in history. Rose from an outcast childhood on the steppe to unite the Mongol tribes in 1206.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Genghis by DQ. Sonic laps the ring, tags Genghis a dozen times and gets bored by round two, then does what he does to every enemy: bounces on his head. That's a stomp. The referee disqualifies the hedgehog, and Genghis, 40 kg heavier and still standing, wins by DQ without landing a punch.
Fair fight? Make head-bouncing legal, since it's basically Sonic's whole personality, and put Genghis in a helmet. Then it's a fast-versus-tough scorecard fight, and Sonic just has to stay interested for nine minutes.
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