Genghis Khan vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Genghis Khan
“The Great Khan” · Mongolia · c. 1162–1227 · about 5′7″ (170 cm), about 165 lb (75 kg)
Founder of the Mongol Empire, which grew into the largest contiguous land empire in history. Rose from an outcast childhood on the steppe to unite the Mongol tribes in 1206.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Genghis by DQ. Genghis, 15 kg heavier and 10 cm taller, eats Yoshi's flutter-jumps on the gloves until Yoshi lands a ground-pound in round two. Stomps are fouls, so the referee disqualifies the dinosaur. Genghis learned to ride as a small child; Yoshi is used to being the ride.
Fair fight? Make stomps legal for this bout so Yoshi's ground-pound counts as a move rather than a disqualification, and add a 15 kg weight allowance to Yoshi's side.
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