Adolf Hitler vs Hitmonchan: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Hitmonchan
“The Punching Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 4′7″ (140 cm), 111 lb (50.2 kg)
The boxing Pokémon. Throws punches faster than the eye can follow and is said to carry the spirit of a boxer who trained for a world title.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitmonchan by TKO. Hitmonchan's blur-fast combinations turn Hitler's WWI-runner footwork into a liability; the height and weight edge mean nothing against a boxer whose spirit trained for a world title. The referee stops it in round one after Hitler covers up on the ropes, unable to land a single punch.
Fair fight? Blindfold Hitmonchan and shorten each round to ninety seconds, giving Hitler's height and weight edge a chance before the beating resumes.
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