Adolf Hitler vs Knuckles: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Knuckles
“The Echidna” · Sega · 1994 · 3′7″ (110 cm), 88 lb (40 kg)
Guardian of the Master Emerald and the Sonic character built for punching. His spiked fists smash through rock.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Knuckles by TKO. Knuckles' spiked fists smash through solid rock; Hitler's 70 kg frame is considerably softer than rock. The old dispatch runner rushes in gamely, but Knuckles glides past and cracks one punch through his guard, and the ref stops it before round one ends.
Fair fight? Fair only if someone tricks Knuckles with a fake Master Emerald mid-round, the way Eggman always manages, distracting him long enough for Hitler to land a single punch.
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