Adolf Hitler vs Abraham Lincoln: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitler by DQ. Lincoln, 18 cm taller and 12 kg heavier, jabs the vegetarian dispatch runner around the ring for two rounds. But muscle memory from roughly 300 wrestling matches wins out — Lincoln hip-tosses Hitler clean over the ropes, and the ref disqualifies him on the spot.
Fair fight? Sanction it as a wrestling match instead of boxing — Lincoln's near-undefeated frontier record settles this instantly and legally.
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