Adolf Hitler vs Little Mac: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by TKO. Mac's roadwork behind Doc Louis's bicycle beats a former dispatch runner's sprinting in a small ring. In round two a Star Punch uppercut lands, and Hitler is rejected by the canvas, a third rejection after the art academy's two. The referee stops it: Little Mac wins by TKO.
Fair fight? Give Hitler a year of real boxing training with a proper corner, and make Mac spot him the 22 kg. Otherwise he's only a taller target for the Star Punch.
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