Adolf Hitler vs Machamp: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by TKO. Machamp wins by TKO. Hitler is 15 cm taller, but Machamp is 60 kg heavier and throws four punches to his two. The clear-headed teetotaller sees them all coming and still can't stop any, so the referee waves it off in round one as Machamp's fists send him toward the horizon.
Fair fight? Strap two of Machamp's arms down so both men throw with two fists. Hitler would still be 60 kg lighter, but he'd at least face fewer punches.
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