Adolf Hitler vs Audie Murphy: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Audie Murphy
“To Hell and Back” · United States · 1925–1971 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 110 lb (50 kg)
The most decorated American soldier of the Second World War. Won the Medal of Honor at 19 by holding off a German company alone from atop a burning tank destroyer. Later a Hollywood star.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Murphy by TKO. Murphy, who held off a whole company from atop a burning tank destroyer, finds a ring with no fire in it positively relaxing. The former dispatch runner looks for an exit, but boxing rings only offer four corners. The referee stops it in round two.
Fair fight? Give Hitler a much bigger ring and a 30-second head start, so the former dispatch runner can at least make Murphy chase him before the inevitable.
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