Adolf Hitler vs Napoléon Bonaparte: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Napoléon Bonaparte
“The Little Corporal” · France · 1769–1821 · 5′7″ (169 cm), about 170 lb (77 kg)
Emperor of the French who conquered much of Europe before his final defeat at Waterloo in 1815. Not actually short: about average for his time. The myth came from British cartoons and French inches.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Napoleon by TKO. Napoleon, seven kilos heavier and trained as an artillery officer, walks through the taller man's wild swings behind a guard built for cannon fire. Hitler, whose war record was running messages rather than throwing punches, tires fast and folds under body shots. Towel comes in in round two.
Fair fight? Give Hitler a rules meeting first: banning bites and stomps removes his only real chance, since he has no boxing pedigree to fall back on.
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