Adolf Hitler vs Barack Obama: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by TKO. Obama's 10 cm and 9 kg edges show immediately, his southpaw jab snapping back a head used to reviewing parade formations, not slipping punches. The WWI dispatch runner has the stamina to jog messages, not brawl three rounds, and his corner throws in the towel in round two.
Fair fight? Make Obama fight lead-handed only, forcing the natural southpaw to jab with his weaker right and giving Hitler's chin a fighting chance.
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