Adolf Hitler vs George S. Patton: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Patton by TKO. Patton, 13cm taller and 14kg heavier with an Olympic pentathlete's engine, simply walks forward behind a jab until Hitler's corner throws in the towel in round two. Hitler, whose combat experience was carrying messages rather than throwing punches, spends most of round one back-pedaling along the ropes.
Fair fight? Fatten Hitler up well past his usual vegetarian portions beforehand to close the 14kg weight gap.
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