Adolf Hitler vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Pikachu by Decision. Pikachu wins on points. With cheeks switched off, Quick Attack still has it zipping around the knees of a 64 kg heavier man, and a former dispatch runner can't catch it. Three rounds of swinging over its ears; the judges reward whoever actually landed.
Fair fight? Make Hitler fight on his knees, and let Pikachu stand on a stool. Then his punches finally travel toward something at the right height.
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