Adolf Hitler vs Theodore Roosevelt: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitler by DQ. Roosevelt, thirty kilos heavier and a genuine boxer, batters the scrawny dispatch runner around the ring for two rounds. Then his White House judo habit kicks in — he hip-tosses Hitler in round three, drawing an automatic disqualification and handing the fight to the last man he wanted to beat.
Fair fight? Deduct a point for grappling instead of an instant DQ, so Roosevelt's judo reflex doesn't hand a stronger fighter's win to Hitler by technicality.
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