Adolf Hitler vs Ryu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Ryu
“The Wandering Warrior” · Street Fighter · 1987 · 5′9″ (175 cm), 187 lb (85 kg)
Wandering martial artist who lives only for the next fight. Master of the Hadoken, which he has been asked to leave at home tonight.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Ryu by TKO. Ryu is 15 kg heavier, at the same height, and lives only for the next fight. Hitler, a former dispatch runner, spends round one looking for a way to run messages out of the ring. Ryu lands a Shoryuken-style uppercut in round two and the referee stops it: TKO.
Fair fight? Give Hitler a 15 kg weight boost and let Ryu keep his gi on but fight with one hand tied behind him. Alternatively, hold the bout in a huge maze so the runner can flee.
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