Adolf Hitler vs Saddam Hussein: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Saddam Hussein
“The Ace of Spades” · Iraq · 1937–2006 · about 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
President of Iraq from 1979 to 2003. Launched wars on Iran and Kuwait and brutally crushed opposition at home. Found hiding in a hole near Tikrit in 2003 and executed in 2006.
The crowd
Adolf Hitler 0%, Saddam Hussein 100% (1 vote).
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hussein by TKO. Saddam, 13 cm taller and 25 kg heavier, simply walks through the teetotal vegetarian's jabs. Hitler, more comfortable relaying messages from the corner than throwing them, wilts by round two as his corner throws in the towel to save him further punishment.
Fair fight? Let Hitler bring in a body double to absorb the early rounds, evening the size gap Saddam already exploits with his own doubles.
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