Adolf Hitler vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snake by TKO. Solid Snake wins by TKO. Seven centimetres taller and 5 kg heavier, he keeps his illegal CQC chokes holstered and simply punches. Hitler, twice rejected by the Vienna art academy, collects another rejection when the referee stops it in round two.
Fair fight? Tie one of Snake's hands behind his back, so his size advantage is offset by having only one fist to throw.
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