Adolf Hitler vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Snorlax by TKO. Hitler's old dispatch-runner legs buy him a round of laps around the ring. But Snorlax is 35 cm taller and 390 kg heavier, and needs only one plain, legal right hand. Hitler folds, the referee waves it off in round two, and Snorlax celebrates by falling asleep on the stool.
Fair fight? Schedule the bout right after Snorlax's 400 kg dinner, so he's dozing by round one. Hitler could then plausibly win on points by jabbing a sleeping opponent.
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