Adolf Hitler vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Sonic by Decision. Sonic wins by decision. Hitler's old job as a First World War dispatch runner doesn't help him catch a hedgehog who runs at the speed of sound. Sonic pokes with kicks and jabs, vanishes, and gets bored by round two, but still wins every round.
Fair fight? Shrink the ring to the size of a phone box so Sonic can't run, and make him stand and trade. Then the 35 kg weight gap finally matters.
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