Adolf Hitler vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitler by DQ. Yoshi flutter-jumps around the 15 cm taller, 10 kg heavier former dispatch runner, who mostly runs. Then Yoshi hangs in the air, drops into a ground-pound, and lands a stomp. The referee disqualifies him in round two. Hitler wins by DQ without landing a clean punch.
Fair fight? Make the ground-pound legal and let Yoshi's flutter jump count as footwork. Then he can hover and drop on his opponent without the referee reaching for the disqualification card.
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