Adolf Hitler vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Adolf Hitler
“The Bohemian Corporal” · Austria / Germany · 1889–1945 · about 5′9″ (175 cm), about 154 lb (70 kg)
Nazi dictator of Germany from 1933 to 1945. Started the Second World War in Europe and directed the Holocaust, the murder of six million Jews. Died by suicide in his Berlin bunker.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitler by DQ. Zangief, 38 cm taller and 46 kg heavier, bullies Hitler for two rounds, then spots a clinch and cannot resist the Spinning Piledriver. The referee disqualifies him on the spot. Hitler wins by DQ, having mostly run like the dispatch runner he once was.
Fair fight? Make Zangief fight 46 kg lighter, at Hitler's weight, with the piledriver still banned, so he has to win by punching.
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