Hitmonchan vs Abraham Lincoln: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Hitmonchan
“The Punching Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 4′7″ (140 cm), 111 lb (50.2 kg)
The boxing Pokémon. Throws punches faster than the eye can follow and is said to carry the spirit of a boxer who trained for a world title.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Hitmonchan by DQ. Hitmonchan peppers Lincoln's ribs faster than the eye can follow. In round two, Lincoln, a wrestling Hall of Famer 32 kg heavier, does what comes naturally and slams him. The referee disqualifies him, and Honest Abe admits the foul immediately.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a wrestling mat where throws are legal. Lincoln's Hall of Fame skills then win the fight instead of getting him disqualified.
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