Kirby vs Barack Obama: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Kirby
“The Pink Puffball” · Nintendo · 1992 · 0′8″ (20 cm), about 4 lb (2 kg)
Round pink hero of Dream Land who inhales enemies and copies their powers. Officially about 20 cm tall, and far tougher than he looks.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Obama by TKO. Kirby hovers like a fly, and Obama once swatted one on live television. In round two the southpaw lands a left on the drifting puffball. The referee stops it, because Kirby is 77 kg lighter and the Fighter headband can't make up the difference.
Fair fight? Make Obama fight on his knees with his dominant left hand tied behind his back, so Kirby can at least hit his chin without floating.
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