Kirby vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Kirby
“The Pink Puffball” · Nintendo · 1992 · 0′8″ (20 cm), about 4 lb (2 kg)
Round pink hero of Dream Land who inhales enemies and copies their powers. Officially about 20 cm tall, and far tougher than he looks.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Kirby by Decision. Snorlax, 190 cm taller and 458 kg heavier, wins the weigh-in and then dozes off on his stool. Kirby floats round the snoring giant, patting his belly for nine minutes. The referee can't stop a fight nobody is losing, so the judges hand Kirby every round.
Fair fight? Give Snorlax a pre-fight Poké Flute wake-up and a referee who shakes him awake at every bell, so he's actually conscious to use that size advantage.
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