Kirby vs George Washington: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Kirby
“The Pink Puffball” · Nintendo · 1992 · 0′8″ (20 cm), about 4 lb (2 kg)
Round pink hero of Dream Land who inhales enemies and copies their powers. Officially about 20 cm tall, and far tougher than he looks.
George Washington
“Father of His Country” · United States · 1732–1799 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 209 lb (95 kg)
Commander of the Continental Army and first US President. Towered over most men of the 18th century and was famous for his strength, reportedly able to crack walnuts in his hand.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Washington by TKO. Washington wins by TKO. The former surveyor measures the gap, an ankle-high pink target 168 cm below him, and starts jabbing downward. Kirby's Fighter headband is adorable, but he's 93 kg lighter, and after he bounces off the ropes twice, the referee stops it.
Fair fight? Make Washington fight on his knees with one hand behind his back, and let Kirby float freely around the ring so he can actually reach Washington's chin.
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