Knuckles vs Barack Obama: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Knuckles
“The Echidna” · Sega · 1994 · 3′7″ (110 cm), 88 lb (40 kg)
Guardian of the Master Emerald and the Sonic character built for punching. His spiked fists smash through rock.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Knuckles by TKO. Knuckles gives up 75 cm and 39 kg, but fists that shatter solid rock erase that gap fast. He ducks under the jab, hammers the body, and the corner throws in the towel in round one before Obama ever finds his range.
Fair fight? Wrap Knuckles' spiked knuckles in regulation gloves to blunt his rock-smashing power, letting Obama's size and southpaw jab actually decide it.
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