Bout 001
wins by
0%
    The crowd
    0%

      Knuckles vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?

      Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.

      Knuckles

      “The Echidna” · Sega · 1994 · 3′7″ (110 cm), 88 lb (40 kg)

      Guardian of the Master Emerald and the Sonic character built for punching. His spiked fists smash through rock.

      Yoshi

      “T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)

      Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.

      The crowd

      Knuckles 100%, Yoshi 0% (2 votes).

      The AI’s verdict (spoiler)

      Knuckles by DQ. Yoshi, 50 cm taller, flutter-jumps around the ring all of round one. In round two, habit takes over and he ground-pounds Knuckles. Stomps are fouls, so the referee disqualifies him. Knuckles wins by DQ, barely having thrown a punch.

      Fair fight? Hang a low ceiling over the ring so Yoshi can't flutter-jump, which also ends his urge to ground-pound. Then it's a proper gloves-on punch-up.

      More fights: Knuckles · Yoshi · all fighters