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      Knuckles vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?

      Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.

      Knuckles

      “The Echidna” · Sega · 1994 · 3′7″ (110 cm), 88 lb (40 kg)

      Guardian of the Master Emerald and the Sonic character built for punching. His spiked fists smash through rock.

      Yoshi

      “T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)

      Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.

      The crowd

      Nobody has called this one yet.

      The AI’s verdict (spoiler)

      Knuckles by DQ. Yoshi, 50 cm taller, flutter-jumps around the ring all of round one. In round two, habit takes over and he ground-pounds Knuckles. Stomps are fouls, so the referee disqualifies him. Knuckles wins by DQ, barely having thrown a punch.

      Fair fight? Hang a low ceiling over the ring so Yoshi can't flutter-jump, which also ends his urge to ground-pound. Then it's a proper gloves-on punch-up.

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