Abraham Lincoln vs Little Mac: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by DQ. Lincoln is 34 kg heavier and towers over Mac, but a 17-year-old who trains against giants ducks his swings all night. In round two Abe reverts to frontier wrestling and hurls the Kid across the ring. The referee disqualifies him, and Mac wins by DQ, Star Punch unused.
Fair fight? Allow wrestling holds, so Abe's Hall of Fame throws finally count. Mac's only hope then is landing a Star Punch before Lincoln gets a grip.
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