Abraham Lincoln vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Pikachu by DQ. Lincoln, a wrestling Hall of Famer, keeps lunging for takedowns on an opponent 76 kg lighter. Pikachu zips away with Quick Attack until round two, when Abe finally scoops him up and slams him. The referee disqualifies Honest Abe, and Pikachu wins on a technicality.
Fair fight? Make Lincoln fight with one hand stuffed in his stovepipe hat, so no grabbing, and give Pikachu a step stool so the punches at least have somewhere to land.
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