Abraham Lincoln vs Samus Aran: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Samus Aran
“The Hunter” · Metroid · 1986 · 6′3″ (190 cm), 198 lb (90 kg)
Galactic bounty hunter raised by the bird-like Chozo, who wipes out Metroids for a living. Nintendo lists 190 cm and 90 kg; fans still argue whether that includes the Power Suit.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Samus by DQ. Lincoln's rail-splitting arms land early, but the old frontier wrestler can't help himself. In round two he hoists Samus, 8 kg heavier, for a throw, and the referee disqualifies him. His hat wobbles, letters flutter everywhere, and Samus wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Make it a wrestling match with throws legal, so Lincoln stops getting disqualified for the one thing the Hall of Fame remembers him for.
More fights: Abraham Lincoln · Samus Aran · all fighters