Abraham Lincoln vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Lincoln by DQ. Snake's close-quarters combat is mostly chokes and throws, so he's a foul waiting to happen. Lincoln, 11 cm taller and 7 kg heavier, just covers up with fence-rail-splitting arms until Snake grabs him in round two. Referee disqualifies Snake while Otacon yells on the Codec.
Fair fight? Make Lincoln fight with his stovepipe hat stuffed with letters and papers, and never let it fall off. Balancing the office supplies might slow him enough for Snake to win on points.
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