Abraham Lincoln vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Lincoln by DQ. Snorlax needs a Poké Flute just to open its eyes, then lands Body Slam in round one. It's a foul, and the referee disqualifies it on the spot. Lincoln wins by DQ, stovepipe hat still on, letters still dry inside it.
Fair fight? Legalise slams and grappling, and give Lincoln a three-minute head start while Snorlax is still asleep, so his wrestling can finally meet something that wrestles back.
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