Abraham Lincoln vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Lincoln by TKO. Lincoln wins by TKO in round two. Sonic's short attention span has him curling into a spiky ball and bouncing off a man 47 kg heavier, again and again. Once he's dizzy, the referee stops it, and the stovepipe hat, letters inside, never wobbles.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a running track with one long round, so Sonic can dart around while Lincoln has to chase him down with his fists alone.
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