Abraham Lincoln vs Yoshi: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Yoshi
“T. Yoshisaur Munchakoopas” · Nintendo · 1990 · about 5′3″ (160 cm), about 132 lb (60 kg)
Friendly green dinosaur and Mario’s loyal ride since Super Mario World. Swallows enemies whole with a long tongue and turns them into eggs. Nintendo has never published his measurements.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Lincoln by DQ. Lincoln, a near-undefeated frontier wrestler, keeps trapping the much smaller Yoshi against the ropes with clinches from his 33-cm height edge. Desperate, Yoshi ground-pounds him flat in round two — a clear foul — and the referee disqualifies him on the spot.
Fair fight? Ban clinching to neutralize Lincoln's wrestling edge, and let Yoshi legally flutter-jump to offset the size gap.
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