Abraham Lincoln vs Zangief: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Abraham Lincoln
“Honest Abe” · United States · 1809–1865 · 6′4″ (193 cm), about 181 lb (82 kg)
16th US President and commander-in-chief through the Civil War. As a young man, a feared frontier wrestler said to have lost only once in about 300 matches. In the National Wrestling Hall of Fame.
Zangief
“The Red Cyclone” · Street Fighter · 1991 · 7′0″ (213 cm), 256 lb (116 kg)
Russian pro wrestler who trains by wrestling bears in the Siberian snow. Loves his country, his muscles and the Spinning Piledriver.
The crowd
Abraham Lincoln 100%, Zangief 0% (1 vote).
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Lincoln by DQ. Zangief, 34 kg heavier, dances through round one and eats jabs from a rail-splitter's arms. Frustrated, he hoists Honest Abe for the Spinning Piledriver in round two. The referee disqualifies him. Lincoln wins by DQ, without a scratch on the papers in his hat.
Fair fight? Make it a wrestling match where throws are legal but piledrivers stay banned. Zangief gets his bear-trained grappling, Lincoln gets his frontier-wrestling pride, and nobody needs a referee's whistle.
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