Little Mac vs Benito Mussolini: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by TKO. Mussolini enters bare-chested for the photographers, the only thing he wins. Little Mac, a boxer used to bigger opponents, slips the fencer's lunges, lands a Star Punch uppercut, and the referee stops it in round two while Il Duce demands a retake.
Fair fight? Send Mussolini to a real training camp of sparring instead of harvest photo shoots. He's already 32 kg heavier, so the only thing missing is boxing.
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