Little Mac vs Napoléon Bonaparte: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
Napoléon Bonaparte
“The Little Corporal” · France · 1769–1821 · 5′7″ (169 cm), about 170 lb (77 kg)
Emperor of the French who conquered much of Europe before his final defeat at Waterloo in 1815. Not actually short: about average for his time. The myth came from British cartoons and French inches.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by TKO. Little Mac by TKO. Napoléon is 29 kg heavier, but an artillery officer wants distance, and Mac has spent his career climbing in with opponents twice his size. A Star Punch uppercut lands in round two and the referee waves it off. No Elba escape from a corner.
Fair fight? Send Napoléon to Doc Louis's gym for six months, jogging behind the bicycle at dawn, before the bout. Trained, he might at least survive to round three.
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