Little Mac vs Barack Obama: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by TKO. Little Mac wins by TKO. Obama's southpaw stance puzzles him for a round, and pickup-basketball fitness helps, but a man 43 cm taller is a very reachable chin for an uppercut. The Star Punch lands, the referee stops it, and Obama calmly requests a review.
Fair fight? Give Obama a full year of proper boxing training with a real coach, and let Mac fight without Doc Louis's cycling-fuelled stamina advantage. Then it's a genuine contest instead of a constitutional-law seminar.
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