Little Mac vs George S. Patton: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by TKO. Patton lunges like a pentathlon fencer, but Little Mac, used to opponents twice his size, slips it and lands a Star Punch. Patton claims past lives as ancient warriors, yet none seem to have met this uppercut. The referee stops it in round two.
Fair fight? Give Patton six months of proper boxing training, since fencing footwork is not a jab. Otherwise, hand Mac a growth spurt and 36 kg of Doc Louis's cooking.
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