Little Mac vs Theodore Roosevelt: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
Theodore Roosevelt
“Teddy” · United States · 1858–1919 · about 5′10″ (178 cm), about 220 lb (100 kg)
Led the Rough Riders at San Juan Hill in 1898, then became the 26th US President. A keen boxer until a punch in a White House sparring session cost him the sight in his left eye.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by DQ. Teddy is 52 kg heavier and chases the Kid around the ring, but Mac keeps slipping away while Doc Louis yells. In round two Roosevelt's White House judo habit kicks in and he hip-throws a teenager. The referee disqualifies him. Little Mac wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a judo dojo where throws are legal. Teddy's 52 kg advantage would then count, and Mac would need Doc Louis's bicycle for a quick getaway.
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