Little Mac vs Solid Snake: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
Solid Snake
“Iroquois Pliskin” · Metal Gear · 1987 · 6′0″ (182 cm), 165 lb (75 kg)
Legendary special-forces operative and a clone of the soldier Big Boss. Expert in close-quarters combat, infiltration and hiding in cardboard boxes.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by DQ. Little Mac slips around Snake, 40 cm taller, and lands body shots for two rounds. In round three, Snake's close-quarters training kicks in and he grabs and throws the teenager, a foul. The referee disqualifies him while Doc Louis pedals a victory lap.
Fair fight? Make grabs, throws and chokes legal. Snake's close-quarters game and 27 kg weight advantage then take over, and the fight stops being a boxing match.
More fights: Little Mac · Solid Snake · all fighters