Little Mac vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Little Mac
“The Kid from the Bronx” · Punch-Out!! · 1987 · 4′8″ (142 cm), 107 lb (48.5 kg)
Seventeen-year-old boxer from the Bronx who punches his way up the rankings against opponents twice his size, coached by Doc Louis. Listed at 4′8″ and 107 lb in the original Punch-Out!!
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Little Mac by DQ. Someone has to wake Snorlax with a Poké Flute first, and it's grumpy. Once up, it drops its frame, 412 kg heavier than Mac's, onto him with Body Slam. That's an illegal body attack, not a throw, and the referee disqualifies it. Little Mac wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Legalise Body Slam and make Snorlax fight awake, but give Mac a ring twice the size so he can dodge while Doc Louis pedals alongside on his bicycle.
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