Machamp vs Benito Mussolini: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by TKO. Mussolini strikes a fencing pose for the cameras, which is a fine plan until Machamp, 50 kg heavier and holding four arms to his two, starts throwing. The bare-chested harvest physique meets a champion's belt. The referee stops it in round one.
Fair fight? Make Machamp fight with only two arms tied behind him, and give Mussolini a horse to ride around the ring. He'd still lose, but the photos would be better.
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