Machamp vs Barack Obama: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
Barack Obama
“No Drama Obama” · United States · b. 1961 · 6′1″ (185 cm), 175 lb (79.4 kg)
44th President of the United States and commander-in-chief during the 2011 raid that killed Osama bin Laden. Serious pickup basketball player. A natural southpaw.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by TKO. Four arms mean four punches per exchange, and even a former Chicago pickup-ball star can't out-footwork math like that. One clean Machamp haymaker sends Obama into the ropes, and his corner throws in the towel before round two starts.
Fair fight? Tie two of Machamp's four arms behind its back so the limb count actually matches Obama's.
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