Machamp vs George S. Patton: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
George S. Patton
“Old Blood and Guts” · United States · 1885–1945 · 6′2″ (188 cm), about 185 lb (84 kg)
US general whose Third Army tore across France in 1944. Competed in the first Olympic modern pentathlon in 1912, finishing fifth, and designed the US Army’s last cavalry sword.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by TKO. Patton's pentathlon fitness gets him through round one, but Machamp brings four arms and is 46 kg heavier. In round two the incoming punches outnumber Patton's blockers two to one, and the referee stops it. Fifth place again, General.
Fair fight? Strap two of Machamp's arms behind his championship belt so each man has two fists. Patton still gives up 46 kg, but at least the arithmetic stops being cruel.
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