Machamp vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Machamp
“The Superpower Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 5′3″ (160 cm), 287 lb (130 kg)
Fighting-type Pokémon with four muscular arms. Its punches can send an opponent clear over the horizon, but anything delicate gets its arms tangled.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Machamp by DQ. Machamp lands a four-armed flurry on a fighter 50 cm taller, and Snorlax's belly soaks it up like just another snack. Then Snorlax uses Body Slam, a foul, and the referee ends it. Machamp wins by DQ, belt still on.
Fair fight? Legalise Body Slam for this bout only. With a 330 kg weight advantage behind it, Snorlax would flatten Machamp in one go.
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