Audie Murphy vs Snorlax: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Audie Murphy
“To Hell and Back” · United States · 1925–1971 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 110 lb (50 kg)
The most decorated American soldier of the Second World War. Won the Medal of Honor at 19 by holding off a German company alone from atop a burning tank destroyer. Later a Hollywood star.
Snorlax
“The Sleeping Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 6′11″ (210 cm), 1014 lb (460 kg)
Normal-type Pokémon that eats around 400 kg of food a day and then falls asleep, often in the middle of a road. Its stomach can digest anything, even mould.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Murphy by Decision. Snorlax is 410 kg heavier, but it naps in its corner like a roadblock waiting for a Poké Flute. Murphy, once rejected for being too small, happily jabs a huge, snoring target for nine minutes and wins every round on the scorecards.
Fair fight? Have Snorlax's corner play the Poké Flute before every round so it starts awake, and let Murphy's corner bring a stepladder so his punches can reach the head.
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