Audie Murphy vs Sonic: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Audie Murphy
“To Hell and Back” · United States · 1925–1971 · about 5′5″ (165 cm), about 110 lb (50 kg)
The most decorated American soldier of the Second World War. Won the Medal of Honor at 19 by holding off a German company alone from atop a burning tank destroyer. Later a Hollywood star.
Sonic
“The Hedgehog” · Sega · 1991 · 3′3″ (100 cm), 77 lb (35 kg)
Sega’s blue hedgehog, running at the speed of sound since 1991. Attacks by curling into a spiky ball. Short temper, shorter attention span.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Murphy by TKO. Murphy, once rejected by the Marines and paratroopers for being too small, finally gets to be the big one: 65 cm taller and 15 kg heavier. Sonic's patience expires in round one, he curls up and bounces off Murphy's guard, and the referee stops it in round two.
Fair fight? Make Murphy fight on his knees so they're eye to eye, and give Sonic a chili dog break between rounds so his attention span lasts past round one.
More fights: Audie Murphy · Sonic · all fighters