Benito Mussolini vs Pikachu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Pikachu
“The Mouse Pokémon” · Pokémon · 1996 · 1′4″ (40 cm), 13 lb (6 kg)
Electric-type Pokémon and the face of the franchise. Stores electricity in its red cheeks and releases it as lightning. Fighting well below any recognised weight class.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Pikachu by DQ. Pikachu zips around on Quick Attack while a bare-chested Mussolini, 74 kg heavier, swings at empty canvas and looks for a photographer. In round two he loses patience and stomps the 40 cm target. The referee disqualifies him. Pikachu wins by DQ.
Fair fight? Make Pikachu fight from a 60 cm platform so Mussolini can throw punches at him instead of stomping downward. Then it's a fair fight, and the scorecards stay honest.
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