Benito Mussolini vs Ryu: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Ryu
“The Wandering Warrior” · Street Fighter · 1987 · 5′9″ (175 cm), 187 lb (85 kg)
Wandering martial artist who lives only for the next fight. Master of the Hadoken, which he has been asked to leave at home tonight.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Ryu by TKO. Mussolini poses for the cameras like it's a harvest photo shoot, but Ryu is 6 cm taller, 5 kg heavier, and actually lives for this. A Shoryuken in round two leaves the former editor on the canvas. The referee stops it for a TKO.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a fencing piste with foam-tipped foils, so Mussolini's hobby finally counts, and make Ryu keep his uppercut in his pocket.
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