Benito Mussolini vs Samus Aran: who would win in a fist fight?
Pick the winner and how they win (TKO, DQ or decision), then see how everyone else called it.
Benito Mussolini
“Il Duce” · Italy · 1883–1945 · about 5′7″ (169 cm), about 176 lb (80 kg)
Fascist dictator of Italy from 1922 to 1943 and Hitler’s ally in the Second World War. Deposed, rescued by German commandos, then captured and executed by Italian partisans in 1945.
Samus Aran
“The Hunter” · Metroid · 1986 · 6′3″ (190 cm), 198 lb (90 kg)
Galactic bounty hunter raised by the bird-like Chozo, who wipes out Metroids for a living. Nintendo lists 190 cm and 90 kg; fans still argue whether that includes the Power Suit.
The crowd
Nobody has called this one yet.
The AI’s verdict (spoiler)
Samus by TKO. Mussolini enters bare-chested like it's harvest photo day, then discovers Samus is 21 cm taller and 10 kg heavier. He fences beautifully at nothing in round one; by round two the referee stops it. No German commandos arrive to rescue him.
Fair fight? Move the bout to a sunny harvest field and decide it by who gets the better photo, where a bare-chested Mussolini finally has the home advantage.
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